Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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