please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
She bit a glass in half.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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