Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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