he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
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