after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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