you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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