He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I have fence marks all over my body
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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