You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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