If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I have feelings that need drinking.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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