did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
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