Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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