Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
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