Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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