Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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