help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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