The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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