I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
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