that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
I just threw up on my dentist
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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