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(813): View more from Florida

why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!

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(847): View more from Illinois

Do vagina's smell?

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(323): View more from California

Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.

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(662): View more from Mississippi

Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.

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Internet Is back!

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MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.

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(914): View more from New York

After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.

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(214): View more from Texas

Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.

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(479): View more from Arkansas

Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore

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