You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
It's blow job season.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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