i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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