There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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