He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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