Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
MIDGETS
????
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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