you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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