D3 body, D1 cock
Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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