you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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