I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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