I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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