just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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