it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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