why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
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