I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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