I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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