I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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