Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Is Oprah even human
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I'm too high and old for this...
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
we should paint friendship bongs
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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