we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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