You're so nebulous sometimes
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Randomize
