Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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