Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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