Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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