She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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