I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Someone shattered a urinal.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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