Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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