Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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