Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I want to stick my p in your. b.
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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