I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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