bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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