You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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