That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
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