I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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