Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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