He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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