I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
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Eighty Eight
Number of times his uncle asked him to give him a colonoscopy with his tongue.
Number of times he has been violated anally with a steak knife
And she hands you a spork while saying "Deal with it!"
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