theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Im part way to drunk.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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