Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I had to explain to the waiter that I'm not the DD because I can't drive, but as the Designated 'Make Sure No One Gets Roofied Or Hit By A Car On The Walk Home'-er, I should still get the free drinks.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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